I Have Girlfriend Trouble!

Oh shit. So one girlfriend is a mathematician with a sexy voice, ... And another has a sexy voice and starts undoing her jeans on video, and another, well, she takes her panties off and uses them to cover CCTV cameras while she prepares ad hoc explosives for an improvised mortar, and another, well she runs some online .com video-sharing web site, and another, ... her dad is some kind of special-forces heating engineer and plumber ... so God alone knows she's up to, ...

Well, so they start competing and the next thing I know is they're offering free phone sex for aliens and robots, ...


And I know why this happening, and I'm not going to say, except in so far as it has to do with issues of privacy and a radio podcast called The Mother of All Talks Shit! Actually, it's not just a podcast, ... and that's what has got the Vatican so worried:


Success in this podcasting business all about probability, ladies:


And skill:


So, go listen to audible honey at YOU'RE GETTING A FREE AUDIOBOOK. And learn about the Belafonte Tensor:


David Lynch on auditioning: 


See the full talk here.

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